Its impossable for a pig to look at the sky!!!!
32% of photo coppier faults are caused by people sitting on them.
When you sneeze your heart stops for a mili-second.
The mona lisa has no eye brows.
The longest flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.
SCARRY STORY
once there was a man. This man lived in New York and was taking a trip to texas to visit his cousins. when he was checking in to the hotel the man at the desk said "we have no more rooms left, unless you can resist to opening the closet door." "Fine,"said the man. He went up the elevator and the longer it took to get to his room, the more his interest in the closet became. When he got to his room he unpacked his suit case and tried to watch a TV show to take his mind off it, but instead of resisting he walked over to the closet and opened the door slowley. There was only a door inside the closet, so he hung his clothes up. He rang the man in the front desk; "whats wrong with the closet?" "Whell in the closet you will find a door, dont, what ever you do open that door." He hung up, thinking that it would be another empty room. He opened it and there was a narrow empty hall way he thaught that the whole thing would be empty romms and there was supposed to be some silly ghost believed to live in there. At the end of the hall way there were three doors, he went in to the door on the right and it was a janitors closet. he opened the middle one an there was a blenk room with a single box in it covered by a sheet he took the sheet offand opened the box. A heuge gorilla popped out, and chaised him down the hall way, in to the closet, out of his room,down the stairs, in to the lobby and out the hotel. when he got in to his car and started to drive the gorilla was still on his tail so he went to full speed exceleration and drove untill he was out of gas. When the gorilla came out of nowhere and said "........................................Tag you are it."
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